本章导演：小堃
本章主演：李双石生产小堃
友情客串：不知道小堃从哪拉过来的歪果仁。
（注：本章字数比较少，因为一大半都是英文，小堃自己翻译的英文占比不低于80%，可能存在微量或少量或大量语法、单词错误；其他均采用酷狗输入法自带的翻译。带坏小朋友概不负责。）
“Okay ， now ， who can tell me what do you usually do in P.E. class ?”Mark老师问着，走向了李双，“If I remember correctly ， you are Businsulator ， right？”
“Yes ， sir .”
“So could you answer me ?”
“But we don’t have P.E. class ， we only have literacy class .”
“真惨。”李双直接给马克老师惨出了中文。
咳！重来重来重来！
“Okay ， now ， who can tell me what do you usually do in P.E. class ?”Mark老师问着，走向了李双，“If I remember correctly ， you are Businsulator ， right？”
“Yes ， sir .”
“So could you answer my question ?”
李双缓缓地站了起来，“We always play a game called drive plane .”
听到这个词，助教老师表情瞬间凝固，全班同学都笑了起来。
“Could you tell me how to play it ?”马克老师还没有意识到他说出这句话会引发什么样的后果。
“He is good at it !”李双指向在一边偷偷笑，看戏的石生产，“He can help you !”
石生产一脸尴尬的站了起来。
“You are Businsulatorkiller ， right ?”
“Yes !”
“不是你真叫这名了啊？”李双吐槽。
“This game…… Need at least three people .”
“Then ?”
“Emmm…… All people carry one man up ， some people divide into two sides .”
外教老师认真思考了两秒钟，问道：
“Next ?”
“All people will carry the man to a tree !”
“I don’t understand .”外教老师说道，“I don’t think that’s right . Who else can help me ?”
小堃举起了手。
外教老师看了看点名册：
“Businsulatorkillerkiller .”
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